June 2012
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Adventures in booby land with Ciera
mom: ciera we got your blood test results
me: so do i have cystic ovaries?
mom: no, you're perfectly fertile, but you have high cholesterol
me: wtf... how??
mom: apparently, your boobs have spiked your cholesterol level because of the high fat content
me:
mom:
me:
mom: -laughs and walks away-
May 2012
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so I got my senior pictures done today...
photographer: here, put this shirt on
five minutes later
me: uhh... it doesn't fit...
photographer: well no wonder it doesn't fit; you're boobs are the size of texas!!
me:
me:
me:
me:
photographer: -snaps picture of me half naked-
You know you're out of shape when the last gym you...
thewhoreat221b:
does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me
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My reaction to Naruto, Bleach, and KHR:
