July 2012
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adventures with my dad
me: washing the dog, minding my own business
dad: hey you want some help?
me: yeah sure wanna get me something to brush him with?
dad: i'll go get the vacuum; it sucks more than your mom does!!
me:
dad:
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dad: too soon after yesterday's sex joke?
Jul 1st
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After watching the newest Eureka seveN: AO...
LOL @ THE  PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A BORING ANIME AND THE PLOT WAS GOING NOWHERE. elena is probably laughing at all of you.
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June 2012
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you do not know true pain until your favorite fictional character is killed off
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the perks of being Amity: And in that moment, I swear we were high with peace serum
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ok so how exactly was frodo x sam NOT canon… in my mind, they will forever be tragic lovers separated by fate and the taboos of their culture, and rosie will forever be sam’s beard
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washing and brushing the winter coat off of my dog should count as like five full workouts especially when you do it when it’s 106 degrees outside.
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Just checked out the summer anime chart
of the 20 listed, i’m watching 19 #yolo
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adventures with my dad
me: complaining/ranting about how awful babysitting was today
me: so in conclusion, mother, father, you're welcome to being such an awesome and well-behaved 6 year old
dad: uhh excuse you, you're welcome for being kick ass parents. i mean, your mother and i wasted our youth raising you two
me: dad weren't you like 40 when you had us..?
dad: your point?
me: you were way past your youth when you had us, bro
brother: ew dad you were so old when mom was like only 24
me: lol our dad used to bang our mom gross right
dad: what do you mean used to
me:
brother:
mom:
dad: cackles and walks out of the room
Jun 29th
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[[MORE]] so i’m babysitting right now thankfully the little brat i’m watching is still asleep. if only she was like me and slept until 3 in the afternoon.. anyway i’m so fucked because this is the third time i’ve cancelled a shift at dunkin to babysit and i’m basically this close to being fired and i’ve only worked there a month. but…. what can i say?...
Jun 29th
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me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me:
me: is that the sun
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you know sengoku basara is basically boy on boy…. on boy on boy on boy…. plus like two girls. seriously though. masamune and kojuro… yukimura and takeda… yukimura and masamune… sasuke and yukimura… takeda and kenshin… keiji and kenshin… i could go on forever. oh yeah nobunaga and mitsuhide okay yeah done now. but seriously there’s...
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